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Showing status for today's most notable departures. All trains confirmed late. Color coding: 🟠 Very Late, 🔴 Catastrophically Late

Train No.NameScheduledCurrent StatusDelayReason
12301Howrah Rajdhani16:55Platform 7 (Probably)3h 47mTechnical Reasons
12259Sealdah Duronto11:30Running Backwards6h 12mFog (in June)
12951Mumbai Rajdhani17:00Found near Bhopal2h 55mVIP Special Movement
22691Rajdhani Express20:15On Different Route8h 30mCow on Tracks
12002Shatabdi Express06:00Driver Had Chai1h 15mOperational Reasons
19301Indore-Mumbai Exp23:45Missing11h 00mUnder Investigation
12621Tamil Nadu Exp22:30Three Stations Back4h 45m"Reasons"
12627Karnataka Exp07:15Reconsidering Route5h 20mDivine Intervention

Official Delay Reason Generator™

Indian Railways' proprietary system for generating plausible-sounding explanations for delays. Powered by advanced random selection.

11,847

Trains Running Late

3h 42m

Average Delay

3

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